White House’s Stephanie Grisham: Today’s “Congenital Lying Trump Sycophant” 

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Stephanie replaced the White House’s Designated Liar Sarah Huckabee Sanders as the so-called White House Press secretary. It is patently clear that Steffi was chosen by The Great Leader because of her endearing qualities as a degenerate liar, serial drunk and cheater. Some of Steffi’s accomplishments are as follows.

• In 2013 she was charged with driving under the influence, speeding and driving with an invalid license, which she plea bargained and reduced to reckless driving
• In 2015 she was charged and pled guilty to driving under the influence
• In August 2019, she lost a job at AAA Arizona after being accused of cheating on expense reports
• Lost another job at ad agency Mindspace over plagiarism charges

The above attributes such as plagiarism clearly were greeted cheerfully by Melania Trump. Cheating on expense reports to unjustly enrich herself was clearly inspiring to The Great Leader when he considered choosing her to be the White House Press Secretary.

During a recent (ca. October 2019) speech in Georgia, former White House chief of staff and four-star general John Kelly said he advised The Great Leader as follows.

• “I said, whatever you do — and we were still in the process of trying to find someone to take my place — I said whatever you do, don’t hire a ‘yes man,’ someone who won’t tell you the truth — don’t do that.” Kelly said.
• “Because if you do, I believe you will be impeached.”

In response to General Kelly’s statement and only after lathering up her severely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Steffi made the following comments while being interviewed on CNN.

• “I worked with John Kelly, and he was totally unequipped to handle the genius of our great President.”

 Only someone that possesses an I.Q. just a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone would believe that that Trump is a “genius.”