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Donald Trump Jr.: Today’s “Lying Dumbass” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Junior. In the past, he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

In an ongoing effort to prove the old adage that “the Avocado doesn’t fall far from the Tree” Junior decided to emulate The Great Leader by telling a blatant lie about the state of the economy.

 

During a recent (late February 2019) interview on the Fox News Comedy Network, Junior decided to tell another bald faced lie in regards to Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel Russiagate investigation.

 

During the interview, Junior told the following bold faced lies.

  • “Guilty pleas in the investigation are the result of ‘incredible pressure’ on ‘regular guys.’”
  • “Mueller’s team tricked them and got them to slip up and say something incorrectly.”
  • “And because these regular guys can’t afford the hefty legal fees to challenge Mueller, they pleaded guilty.”

So multi-millionaires like Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen are just “regular guys” who pled guilty to multiple felonies because they couldn’t afford to pay hefty legal fees. The record regarding Manafort and Cohen attorney hires clearly proves that Junior knowingly told another whopper to please Daddykins.

 

Junior continued on with his lying by saying:

 

“There are no actual crimes.”

 

So, according to Junior, conviction of felonies such as perjury, bank fraud, tax fraud, failure to disclose a foreign bank account, lying to bank to obtain loan, tax evasion and campaign finance violations involving hush payments to Stormy Daniels are not “actual crimes.”

 

It shouldn’t be long before Junior finds out what a “real crime” is when he’s charged with felony perjury, obstruction of justice and conspiracy to defraud the United States government. And this just relates to Mueller’s investigation. He may well face additional felony charges emanating from the Southern District of New York for tax fraud, money laundering, bank fraud, tax fraud and tax evasion.

 

And lastly, if Daddy doesn’t pardon Junior, he could well end up being sentenced and imprisoned in Cell No. 118 at Leavenworth where he’ll be roomed up with Clarice (real name Clarence) who is rumored to be the most friendly guy in the joint.

  1. Moron Award Winner = 1 
  2. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
  3. Donald “Trumporleone” Trump claims son is a “Good Boy”: Art. 395 Bullshit Awards
  4. Stock market rise exonerates Daddy sez Donald Trump Jr.: Art.446 Bullshit Awards
  5. Trump Jr. supports James Comey’s testimony: Art. 53 Dumbo Awards
  6. No doubt re: Daddy Trump’s orders to Comey sez Donnie Jr.: Art. 54 Dumbo Awards
  7. Trump Jr.: Today’s “Pompous Moron” Award Winner: Art. 271 Moron Awards
  8. Trump Jr. sez Daddy’s critics are “not even people”: Art. 274 Moron Awards