Rep. Pete Sessions (TX) : Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rep. Pete Sessions (TX) 

Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner

Pete has spent the past 18 years with his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough. Apparently the local Walmart didn’t accept Pete’s application to be a greeter.

In the recent past (mid-2015), Pete was an original co-sponsor of legislation in the House of Representatives entitled “The Safe Campus Act.” In truth, its nothing more than a bill to protect dyed-in-the-wool misogynists.

Pete the Humanitarian’s legislation would prohibit colleges and universities from punishing a student accused of sexual assault and battery unless the reporting victim also filed a complaint with the local police department.

Under Pete’s Humanitarian law, colleges could still punish a student for illegal acts like selling drugs, stealing or physical assault regardless of police involvement; however, sexual assaults would go unpunished unless the victim went to the police in addition to school administrators. (Tyler Kingkade, The Huffington Post)

It’s obvious to anyone with an I.Q. higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone that Pete’s legislation should be renamed “The Unsafe Campus Act” since it is intended to protect the criminals that prey on female college students.

Pete is a loudmouth loser that continually rants that we need to get the federal government off our backs. However, when it comes to protecting criminal acts perpetrated against women, Pete has no problem with governmental intervention.

Congrats Pete; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Humanitarians”; you are far too humble.