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Donald Trump: Today’s “Narcissistic Buffoon” Award Winner

 

In an ongoing effort to assure his standing as America’s Premier Narcissist and Buffon, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump stated he intended on celebrating his wonderfulness with a huge celebration on July 4th. Towards that end, in late February 2019, The Great Leader said:

  • “HOLD THE DATE!”
  • “We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., on July 4th.
  • "It will be called 'A Salute To America' and will be held at the Lincoln Memorial.”
  • “Major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!"

The Great Leader went on to say:

  • “It could be a very exciting day.”
  • "It'll be a, really a gathering, as opposed to a parade I guess you'd have to say.”
  • “Perhaps at the Lincoln Memorial. We're looking at sites.”
  • “But we're thinking about doing something which would become perhaps, become a tradition, Salute to America, on July 4th or July 4th weekend, somewhere around that area."

The Great Leader’s so-called “Salute to America” should more appropriately be called a “Salute to an American A-hole.”

 

To suggest that he’s America’s “favorite President” takes buffoonery to new and as yet unseen levels. In the future, historians will report that The Great Leader was the least favorite and most corrupt man to ever sit in the White House. Put simply, he’ll make Nixon look like a Saint.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 71 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 72 thru 82 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 83 thru 88 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 90 thru 105
  5. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 319 thru 334 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 37
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 249 thru 253
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 330 thru 342
  9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
  10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 18 thru 20
  11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
  12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 68 thru 75
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 50
  14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 98 Liar Awards
  15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 344 thru 365
  16. Misc. Awards: Art. 43 thru 76
  17. Misogynist Award: Art. 37 thru 38
  18. Moron Awards: Art. 246 thru 269
  19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 29
  20. Screwball Awards: Art. 279 thru 290
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 214 thru 251