Eric Trump: Today’s “Serial Dumbass” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Eric. In the past, he has been the recipient of two (2) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Eric Trump claims his poor papa is being deprived of campaign rallies because of COVID-19 lockdowns. And Daddy is also being deprived of lying down with Porn Stars Eric! 

During a recent (ca. May 2020), appearance on the Fox News Sunday Comedy Show, Eric laughingly attacked Democrats regarding the Coronavirus lockdowns as an attack on his Daddy The Great Leader. Towards that end, Eric made the following statements, all of which were intended to provide additional red meat to Fox’s low I.Q. followers.

• “And you watch, they'll [Democrats] milk it every single day between now and November 3rd.”
• “And guess what, after November 3rd coronavirus will magically all of a sudden go away and disappear, and everybody will be able to reopen.”
• “They're trying to deprive him of his greatest asset, which is the fact that the American people love him, the fact that he's relatable, the fact that he can go out there and draw massive crowds."

No, Eric Baby, your Daddy’s greatest asset is his innate ability to lie his ass off almost every time he opens his mouth. Of course, that pales in comparison to Daddy’s foul mouth.

Oh, by the way Eric, how did you feel when Daddy was screwing Marla Maples while he was still married to your Mom Ivana? And how about your feelings when Daddy was doing it with Porn Star Stormy Daniels? Proud of Daddy Eric Baby?

How about Daddy admitting he grabs women by the pussy, Eric. Would you be personally offended if he grabbed your wife Lara by the Pussy, Eric? Inquiring minds would like to know Eric!

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 1

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