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Trump lawyer Jay Sekulow demands Comey grand jury investigation

 

Jay is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from Mercer University Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

 

Recently (mid-June 2017) Jay made an appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy show airing on the Fox News Comedy Network in order to pay tribute to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.  After Jay and Sean donned a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, they engaged in the following discussion.

 

HANNITY:

  • “Where does this end if all of these conflicts are ignored, if all of these instances of real crimes, Hillary Clinton, Loretta Lynch are ignored, where does this all end up?

SEKULOW:

  • “Well for the good of the Republic it's got to end up within the framework of the constitution which means you've raised, I mean you've raised very significant and real issues.”
  • “And that means if you've got, I think the James Comey matter for instance, has to be looked at, I would do it through a grand jury. Impanel a grand jury and say what went on here?”
  • “Why did he think it was OK to give this information out? Why did he think it was OK to leak it to the New York Times, to a professor who leaked it to the New York Times?”
  • “Why did he think it was OK for him to do this with the intent of drawing a special counsel? Why is that OK?”
  • “And again, the special counsel has been established, but the idea that this was drawn out this way raises serious issues.”

 

Jay went on with his Trump Toady rant by telling Hannity’s low I.Q. followers:

  • “And then you go back to what we've been talking about for a year and a half.”
  • “It's not even fair to say it's a double standard, it's like a quadruple standard here, of what's going on.”
  • “But Sean, at the end of the day, we have to remember what's at stake, and that is the constitutional republic.”

So, according to Jay the Moron and Sean the Quintessential Trump Ass-Kisser, having the Republican Congress conduct at least seven (7) provable worthless Benghazi investigations aimed at Hillary Clinton was a useful expenditure of taxpayer funds. However, an investigation into Trump’s demand of “loyalty” from FBI director Comey and requests that he back off of an ongoing investigation of Gen. Flynn is a threat to our constitutional republic.

 

In truth, a grand jury should be empaneled to determine if the intellectual acuity of Hannity and Sekulow would improve if they were to undergo colonoscopies that would be performed by an amateur proctologist.