► State Sen. Greg Albritton (R-AL): Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner Print

► State Sen. Greg Albritton (R-AL): Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

 

Greg is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from Faulkner University Jones School of Law. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.  

 

In March 2019, Greg went about providing further proof that he’s a Raving Lunatic when he introduced a bill in the state House on April 2 that would criminalize abortion, making it a Class A felony under state law punishable by no fewer than 10 years and no more than life or 99 years in prison.

 

Greg’s asinine and clearly unconstitutional legislation compares abortion to genocide. FYI: genocide is defined as:

 

 “The deliberate and systematic destruction of a racial, political, or cultural group.”(Merriam-Webster)

 

Apparently, Greg is claiming that when an abortion takes place it represents the destruction of a particular race; however, he doesn’t disclose what race she believes is being targeted. Inquiring minds would like to know if you’re talking about African-Americans, Asians, Latinos, Muslims are God forbid Honkies. Please let us know what the hell you’re talking about Greg.

 

It is indeed unfortunate that Greg’s Mom didn’t opt to have an abortion in the early 1960s. If she had, normal folks in Alabama wouldn’t have to be totally embarrassed by the absurdity of his proposed legislation.

 

And lastly, as to abortion, I’m a firm believer in what my late father said many, many years ago, which is as follows.

 

“If I didn’t impregnate the woman, then it’s none of my damn business.”