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Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Lying Lunatic” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Tucker. In the past, he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article.

 

During a recent (ca. January 2019) episode of the Tucker Carlson Comedy Show, Tucker decided to further prove that he’s one of America’s Leading Liars, Lunatics, Screwballs, Bigots, Misogynists and Aspiring Standup Comedian, and those are just a few of his good points.

 

In this instance, Tucker decided to once again attack Special Counsel Robert Mueller and his ongoing Russiagate investigation into The Great Leader and his assorted Toadies and Sycophants. Towards that end, Tucker spewed forth the following crap as additional red meat to be consumed by his intellectually infirm followers.

  • “Nobody controls Robert Mueller.”
  • “Mueller can send armed men to your home to roust you from bed at gunpoint just because he feels like it and there's nothing you or anyone else can do about it.”
  • “Mueller has an unlimited budget and no timetable.”
  • “He doesn't have to answer questions.”
  • “He can do whatever he wants whenever he wants to whomever he wants. He cannot be fired.”

Of course we all know that the Attorney General has total authority of Mueller and his conduct, which would include his budget. And, it is no secret that The Great Leader has specifically stated he has the authority to fire Mueller.

 

Tucker continued on with his lying rant by saying.

  • “Mueller is the single most powerful person in America and yet nobody voted for him.”
  • “He is a living rebuke to the principles of our democratic system.”
  • “At the same time, our leaders tell us we need Robert Mueller, an all-powerful unelected prosecutor accountable to no one to protect us from threats to, brace yourself here, democracy.”
  • “Nobody in Washington catches the irony in any of this.”
  • “Mueller himself is a threat to our democracy, the most powerful man elected by nobody.”
  • “Our media don't ask questions about any of this or even acknowledge that it is a question. They have chosen sides.”

One thing Tucker is telling the truth about is the “media choosing sides,” however, in this instance it is the Fox Comedy News Network that has chosen sides in cheerfully and aggressively defending The Great Leader and the criminals he employed during his campaign and/or to serve in his administration.

 

Hopefully, Tucker is being reimbursed by The Great Leader and/or one of his Designated Sycophants for the costs he continues to incur with multiple purchases of Industrial Strength Chapstick.

 

Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 2

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1

Screwball Award Winner = 1

Disgusting Bigot: Art. 95 Bigot Awards