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Fox's Laura Ingraham: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Laura. In the past, she has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards are listed at the end of this article.

 

FYI: Laura is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from the University of Virginia Law School. Therefore, she decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

 

During a recent (late April 2018) episode of The Ingraham Angle Comedy Show hosted by the Fox News Comedy Network, Laura decided to attack federal judges over the country’s immigration policies. Towards that end, Laura told her intellectually impoverished viewers:

  • “Now let’s face it. The runaway judiciary has become in effect a new flank of the resistance.”
  • “They are taking away your power and it’s time for Congress to circumscribe the authority and the reach of these district court judges.”
  • “Think about national health care policy, immigration policy, national security.”
  • “These matters are all beyond the scope and understanding, frankly, of a district court judge.”
  • “It's like giving a local mayor control over U.S. foreign policy. It's ridiculous.”

According to Laura, federal judges who issue rulings she and/or her beau Donald “Trumporleone” Trump disagree with are incapable of understanding immigration laws, the U.S. Constitution and/or health care legislation. However, morons (my sincerest apologies to Morons) like Laura, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Ann Coulter and/or The Great Leader are endowed with special intellectual powers that allows them and only them to fully understand the applicable rules and laws on immigration and health care.

 

Laura continued with the asinine rant by saying:

  • “The tyranny especially of the district court bench has to end.”
  • “And the people's will should no longer be held hostage to the capricious whims of one ill-equipped disgruntled life-tenured jurist.”

Of course, if the “tyranny” is being meted out by a right-wing judicial ideologue like former Alabama Supreme Court justice Roy Moore, then that’s perfectly acceptable, right Laura?

 

If Laura and those of her ilk had their way, the only folks left on the federal bench would be those judges that were willing to take a loyalty oath to The Great Leader Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. That oath would go like this.

 

“I, Laura Ingraham, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the rules promulgated by Donald ‘Trumporleone” Trump against all of his enemies both real and perceived, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to The Don; that I take this obligation somewhat freely, with minimal mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me Don.”

  1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
  2. Bigot Award Winner = 3
  3. Bigoted Moron Award = 1
  4. Moron Award Winner = 1
  5. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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