► Fox News’ Ainsley Earhardt sez: “We need internment camps for Trump Haters” Print

Fox News’ Ainsley Earhardt sez: “We need internment camps for Trump Haters” 

 

During a recent (December 2017) episode of the Fox & Friends Comedy Show, airing on the Fox News Comedy Network, co-host and resident comedian Ansley Earhardt decided to go after Lindsey Vonn, an American skier who said if she won a Gold Medal at the Winter Olympics in South Korea she would not accept an invitation from Donald “Trumporleone” Trump to appear at the White House.

 

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Ansley engaged in the following discussion for the benefit of Fox’s low I.Q. viewers with fellow comedians and Trump Toadies Pete Hegseth and Steve Doocy.

 

STEVIE:

“Look, this whole investigation is going downhill, just like American skier Lindsey Vonn”

“She would like to win another gold medal at the Winter Olympics in South Korea coming up.”

PETE:

“That’s right.”

STEVIE:

“But here’s the problem: If she wins, she is not going to the White House.”

PETE:

“She’s already said that.”

STEVIE:

“She says she does not like Donald Trump.”

AINSLEY:

“Listen to what she said yesterday.”

 

LINDSEY VONN:

“I hope to represent the people of the United States, not the president.”

“I want to represent our country well.”

“And I don't think there are a lot of people currently in our government that do that.”

 

AINSLEY:

“Alright, she is just another celebrity, another Hollywood person who doesn't agree with the president.”

“Do you think he cares?”

PETE:

“Think about that.”

“You got athletes preemptively declaring their resistance to a president as they get the honor -- think about the honor of going to the Olympics and representing -- wearing the flag.”

“It's like wearing the flag in combat, in battle. It's a team.”

“You're saying, Well, no. It's just we're going to write off our president."

AINSLEY:

“Very un-American.”

“This is why we need Internment Camps for Trump Haters”

 

And lastly, Ainsley and her fellow comrades at Fox should hope that The Great Leader doesn't order internment camps for Morons and Lunatics. 

 

Hopefully, The Great Leaders, one of his Compliant Lackeys or a Designated Trump Toady reimbursed Ainsley for the costs she has incurred in purchasing tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick.