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God sending Earthquakes to Counties that voted for Hillary 

 

During a recent (late November 2016) airing of his daily TV comedy sow, former convicted felon and Jimmy Swaggart Wannabee, televangelist Jim Bakker decided to spew forth his usual dose of BS by telling his intellectually deprived followers that God was going to punish people who live in counties that voted for Hillary Clinton.

 

Jimmy then pointed to a map showing elections results by county and said:

 

“If you live in the blue—any spot that’s blue—I would say, ‘Oh God, help me. Oh God forgive me.’ Because those are the ones who came against the will of God in this election.”

 

Jimmy went on to say:

 

“I just want to tell you, God has spoken to me, I’ve seen under the ground in California, in LA, and God spoke to me that in Los Angeles alone there is going to be such an earthquake come that literally the big buildings will be laying on their sides, all of LA is going to collapse.”

 

The one thing I'm truly concerned about is an upcoming earthquake in Cuyahoga County (Cleveland) and/or Cook County (Chicago), how about you?

Anyone that believes that Jimmy is speaking to God needs a dose of Industrial Strength Prozac. The only God that Jimmy believes in is the one that states “In God we Trust” on green paper.

 

So, Jimmy the Felon wants us to believe that God decided he wanted Donald “Trumporleone” Trump to be the next president of the U.S. of A. even though he’s a womanizing bigot and a serial adulterer who has been married at least three times.

 

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