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Jim Bakker: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

 

Jim Bakker

Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jimmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of six (6) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (late March 2016) airing of his daily TV comedy show, resident comedian, Certified Lunatic and Convicted Felon Televangelist Jim Baker laughingly claimed that Christians in America were being violently persecuted. (Brian Tashman)

 

On this particular edition of his comedy show, Jimmy invited fellow lunatic and comedian Rick Wiles of TruNews to join him.

 

Jimmy the Felon told his low I.Q. followers: “We can’t preach the Bible anymore.” Jimmy and Ricky, the Twin Towers of BS then engaged in the following colloquy.

 

Ricky:  “So what happens if in that graduation most of the parents stand up and recite the Lord’s Prayer? What are they going to do? Is the judge going to come over and arrest you? Let’s get an uprising going.”

Jimmy:  “They would threaten to arrest you; they would threaten to mow you down with a machine gun.”

Ricky:  “So what if they did? They’re going to come in and shoot 500 parents at a high school graduation for saying the Lord’s Prayer?”

Jimmy:  “Not right now, but eventually they will if we don’t stop it.”

 

So now we have these two lunatics lying by claiming that if you say the “Lord’s Prayer” in public you’ll likely get mowed down by a “machine gun.”

 

You have to be a total Moron (my sincerest apologies to Morons) to believe this kind of crap especially when it’s being said by a Convicted Felon.

 

The sole purpose for Jimmy’s rant is to loosen the purses and wallets of the intellectually inform folks that actually listen to this crap.

 

Congrats Jimmy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Lunatics”; you are far too humble.

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