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Talk Show host Alex Jones: Today’s “Fleece-Flocker” Award Winner
Alex is the host of The Alex Jones Comedy Radio Show. Alex learned early on that he could make a pretty good dishonest living by emulating the likes of fellow Morons feigning liberal outrage like Sean Hannity and Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh.
In order to unjustly enrich himself by sticking it to his low I.Q. viewers, Alex finds it acceptable to hose them by charging exorbitant prices for books on his website at www.infowars.com. Samples of books that Alex sells on his site are set forth in the table below.
Alex Jones Books – ca. July 14, 2014
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Title
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Author
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Amazon
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Alex
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Alex
Screwing
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Who really killed Kennedy – HC
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Corsi
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$ 7.49
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$19.95
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+ $12.46
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Epigenetics – PB
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Schrauzer
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$11.99
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$22.95
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+ $10.96
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Disaster preparedness handbook
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Bradley
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$ 6.17
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$16.95
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+ $10.78
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Living off the grid – PB
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Black
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$ 2.90
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$12.95
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+ $10.05
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Impeachable offenses – HC
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Klein
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$13.00
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$22.95
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+ $ 9.95
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They killed our president – HC
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Ventura
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$11.04
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$19.95
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+ $ 8.91
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Police State USA – HC
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Chumley
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$14.95
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$22.95
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+ $ 8.00
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Assaulted: Civil rights under fire - DVD
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Koenig
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$ 9.24
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$16.95
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+ $ 7.71
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Tragedy and Hope 101 – PB
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Plummer
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$10.20
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$17.76
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+ $ 7.56
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Emergency Panty handbook – PB
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Rowinski
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$ 7.48
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$14.95
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+ $ 7.47
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America: World w/o her – HC
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D’Souza
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$17.66
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$24.95
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+ $ 7.29
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TransEvolution – PB
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Estulin
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$13.75
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$19.95
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+ $ 6.20
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Pocket outdoor survival guide – PB
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Fears
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$ 3.76
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$ 9.95
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+ $ 6.19
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Pocket 1st aid field guide – PB
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Dvorchak
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$ 4.50
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$ 9.95
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+ $ 5.45
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The Benghazi report – HC
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Stone
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$ 7.64
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$12.95
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+ $ 5.31
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Bill of Rights primer – HC
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Amar
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$ 7.92
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$12.95
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+ $ 5.03
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Second Amendment primer – HC
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Adams
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$ 7.94
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$12.95
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+ $ 5.01
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Pocket disaster guide – PB
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Andrews
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$ 4.97
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$ 9.95
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+ $ 4.98
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In addition to bilking his viewers by selling overpriced books, Alex is also a Wannabee Snake Oil Salesman. On his site, he offers to screw his viewers by offering them the following laughable products.
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$17.95 – 1 lb. Patriot Blend 100% Organic Coffee – shade-grown in Mexico
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$54.95 – 1 bottle of Super Male Vitality – used by Alex to maximize vitality when working up to 12 hours a day figuring out ways to screw his viewers
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$24.95 – 1 bottle of Survival Shield – Nascent iodine dietary supplement
If Alex wanted to really provide a valuable service to his viewers, he’d offer them free 4-month supply of Preparation H every time they purchase one of his useless products. It’d be the humane thing to do, right?
Congrats Alex; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Fleece-Flockers”; you are far too humble.
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