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William Kristol: Today’s “Wimpy Warmonger” Award Winner

Congratulations to….
William Kristol
Today’s “Wimpy Warmonger” Award Winner
William Kristol is the chief mouthpiece for the neoconservative warmonger movement. As is the case with most warmongering cowards, Kristol avoided serving in the military during the Vietnam War even though he was of age (DBA: 1952)
Recently, Obama announced the appointment of former Sen. Chuck Hagel of Nebraska to be the next Secretary of Defense.
Unlike Billy the Coward, Senator Hagel served as an infantry squad leader in the Vietnam War. During his time in combat, Sen. Hagel received the two Purple Hearts, Army Commendation Medal, Combat Infantry Badge, and the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry.
One of Bill the Wimp’s primary complaints about Sen. Hagel was his unwillingness to support the invasion of Iraq. Of course as one of America’s leading Wimps, Billy was a primary campaigner of the Iraq invasion.
Billy and those of his ilk (like minded neo-cons) had the audacity to paint Sen. Hagel as an appeaser for not supporting the invasion of Iraq.
In opposing Sen. Hagel’s nomination as Defense Secretary, Billy has the chutzpah to claim he’s concerned over Hagel’s overcautious attitudes about military action against Iran.
What Billy is really upset about is Obama’s shellacking of Romney in November. In Billy’s twisted mind, a Romney victory may have resulted in the appointment of Paul Wolfowtiz as Secretary of Defense, which would likely have resulted in an attack on Iran.
Unless and until Billy the Wimp and/or one of his children actually serve in the military, I believe it is high time for this Sissified Warmonger to invoke his 5th Amendment right to remain silent.
Congrats Billie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most disrespected Wimpy Warmongers; you are far too humble