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Sen. Lindsay Graham: Today’s “Potty Mouth Chicken Little” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifteen (15) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

During his tenure in the U.S. Air Force, Lindsey was employed as an attorney in the Staff Judge Advocate’s Office. As a lawyer in the Air Force, Lindsey was never involved in a combat situation. In fact, his only overseas deployment was when he worked as a military prosecutor and defense attorney, serving at Rhein-Main Air Base in Frankfurt, Germany. Put simply, it is not disputed that he is not an American Military Hero. In fact, since I was a member of the Judge Advocate’s Office when I served, the only combat Lindsey would likely have seen was elbowing his way to the front of the line at the bar during happy hour.

 

During a recent (ca. February 2019) exchange with Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan at the Munich Security Conference, Lindsey cursed at Shanahan and declared him to be an adversary. Lindsey was upset about The Great Leader’s announcement of a total withdrawal of U.S. troops from Syria. He then told Shanahan:

  • “Well, if the policy is going to be that we are leaving by April 30, I am now your adversary, not your friend>
  • “This is the dumbest fucking idea I’ve ever heard.”

Here we have another degenerate Chicken Little that will cheerfully send off your sons and daughters to fight in a foreign country when he surely is and has been unwilling to do so. This cowardly conduct is in keeping with other celebrated Chicken Little Draft Dodgers like Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, former VP Dick “Big Dick” Cheney and Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh, all of whom support sending Americans kids off to die while they’re hiding under the nearest couch.

 

And lastly, if Lindsey is so willing to send your children off to die then he should lead by example and don some military gear and an M-14 and lead a group of soldiers off to war in Syria. And if he’s not willing to so act, then he should keep his momma’s boy mouth closed.

  1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 5
  3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  5. MoronAward Winner = 1
  6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
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