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Bryan Fischer: Today’s “Bigot” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Bryan Fischer

Today’s “Bigot” Award Winner

 

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Tony. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty (20) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

Bryan is the Director of Bigotry Analysis for the Un-American Family Association. In addition, Bryan hosts the comedy talk radio program Focal Point on Un-American Family Radio.

 

On 11/14/14, the National Cathedral in Washington D. will host a Muslim prayer service. This announcement caused Bryan to feign outrage in his never ending scheme to unjustly enrich himself by spewing forth an assortment of bigoted crap. Bryan then told his low I.Q. listeners (Is there another kind?) the following:

 

  • “This is one of the Ten Commandments.”
  • “You shall have no other gods before me. Allah is another God.”

Bryan the Bigot went on to say:

 

  • “The Bible says you, as a nation, shall have no other gods before me ... Make your objections known, that you object to the National Cathedral being turned into a mosque.”
  • “The purpose for which it was built is to worship the God that made America great and you object to it being used to worship a god of a completely different religion.”

As expected, Bryon the Bigot (BB) laughingly claims to be a true believer in adhering to the Ten Commandments. Unfortunately, Bryan and/or those of his ilk, all of whom are Elmer Gantry Wannabees, consistently thumb their collective noses at the Ten Commandments when it suits their bigoted agenda.

 

Many of Bryon’s so-called evangelical Born-Again-Christian friends and/or associates such as Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) and Rev. Ted Haggard have repeatedly violated the Seventh and Tenth Commandments that state:

 

  • “Though shall not commit adultery.”
  • “Though shall not covet your neighbor’s wife.”
  • “Though shall not covet your neighbor’s male servant [male prostitute].”

Seemingly, in Bryan the Bigot has the same view of Muslims that his ancestors had of Native Americans, which is: “The only good Indian [Muslim] is a dead Indian [Muslim].”

 

Congrats Bryan; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Accomplished “Bigots”; you are far too humble.

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