Cattle rancher Cliven Bundy: Today’s “Patriotic Racist” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Cliven Bundy

Today’s “Patriotic Racist” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Cliven. In the past, he has been the recipient of  two (2) Awards.  Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed category.

Cliven “The Deadbeat” Bundy, the celebrated Patriotic Racist recently (April 2014) said:

• “I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro.”
• “Because they were basically on government subsidy, so now what do they do?”
• “They their young children; they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton.”
• “And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family life and doing things, or are they better off under government subsidy?”
• “They didn’t get no more freedom. They got less freedom.”

I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t listen to the entire humanistic rant by Cliven without first running to the bathroom to fetch me a dry towel.

As a certified taker who has been living on a government subsidy (free grazing of his cows) for twenty years, Cliven would clearly qualify as an expert witness on those folks living on government subsidies.

And of course its hard to beat the benefits of the family life offered by the altruistic and god-fear plantation owners of yesteryear. In addition to providing free rent to their slaves, the owners would relieve the overworked husbands of their marital duties by screwing their wives.

If federal government action leaves Cliven broke, then he shouldn’t have any problem finding a job teaching Black History at Alcorn State University in Mississippi or Howard University in Washington D.C.

Congrats Cliven; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Patriotic Racists”; you are far too humble.

1. Deadbeat Award Winner = 1 – Misc. Award Winners
2. Liar Award Winner = 1