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Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Lying Bigot” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Tucker. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifteen (15) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments.  Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article.

 

During a recent (ca. June 2020) episode of the Tucker Carlson Comedy Show, Tucker decided to further prove that he’s one of America’s Leading Bigots and Congenital Liars. In this instance, Tucker decided to intentionally lie about the ongoing Black Live’s Matter protests taking across America.

 

Towards that end, Tucker spewed forth the following BS to be digested as additional red meat by his intellectually bereft followers.

  • “This is not a momentary civil disturbance.”
  • “This is a serious and highly organized political movement.”
  • “It is not superficial, it is deep and profound, it has vast ambitions. It is insidious, it will grow.”
  • “Its goal is to end liberal democracy and challenge Western civilization itself. 

Tukcker continued with his rant by saying: 

  • “Even now, so many of us continue to pretend that this is about police brutality, it's about the death of a man called George Floyd in Minneapolis.”
  • “We still imagine we can fix it by regulating chokeholds or spending more on de-escalation training.”
  • “We [right wing honkies] are too literal or too good-hearted to understand what's really happening.”
  • “Our decency is the mob's main weapon against us. We have no idea who we're up against.”

Yeah Tucker, it was the White Man’s “decency” that wasn’t appreciated by slaves working on cotton plantations in the south. Their offspring are nothing more than a bunch of ingrates, right Tucker?

 

And lastly, Tucker’s only fear is that by the time he reaches puberty, White Folk will be in the minority in the U.S. of A.

  1. 2017 Oscar: Best Fake News Performer: Academy Award Winners
  2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
  3. Bigot Award Winner = 3
  4. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
  5. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
  6. Miscellaneous Award Winner = 1
  7. Moron Award Winner = 2
  8. Misogynist Award Winner = 2
  9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
  10. Screwball Award Winner = 1
  11. Donald “Trumporleone” Trump authors new Whitehouse Employment Application: Art. 41 Dawg Laments
  12. Trump cheerfully defends Fox News’ Bigots and Liars: Art. 45 Dawg Laments