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Sean Hannity sez: I’ll pay Obama’s airfare to Kenya sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity

 

During a recent (late October 2016) airing of his daily comedy TV show, resident comedians and congenital liar and bigot Sean Hannity decided to once again prove that he’s one of America’s Premier Racists by going on the attack against President Obama. In this instance, Sean told his low I.Q. followers:

  • “I have an offer for the president.”
  • “I will charter a plane for you and your family.”
  • “I will make sure it's as big a plane as Air Force One, what you have grown accustomed to.”
  • “In other words a taxpayer-funded plane.”
  • “I don’t know where I’m going to get it. Maybe I'll ask Trump if I can charter his plane for Obama. I will charter Donald Trump's plane if he'll let me, and I will charter it to the country of your choice.”

Sean the Racist completed his rant by saying:

  • “You want to go to Canada? I'll pay for you to go to Canada.”
  • “You want to go to Kenya? I'll pay for you to go to Kenya.”
  • “Jakarta [Indonesia], where you went to school back in the day, you can go back there. Anywhere you want to go.”
  • “I'll put the finest food, caviar, champagne, you name it.”
  • “I have one stipulation; you can't come back.”

Sean has spent the last 13-months kissing the substantial ass of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump in his quest to become the next president. In fact, it appears that Sean has worn out several pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads while repeatedly genuflecting in honor of The Don.

 

Additionally, Sean must have purchased numerous tubes of Industrial Strength ChapStick to sooth his lips after kissing The Don’s ass.

 

And lastly, I for one would cheerfully contribute to a fund that would pay for airfare one way to Pyongyang, North Korea. I’m sure that Sean wouldn’t experience any difficulty in drumming up a loving and lasting relationship with Kim Jung Un.

 

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