► Bryan Fischer: Today’s “Bigot” Award Winner Print

Bryan Fischer: Today’s “Bigot” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Bryan Fischer

Today’s “Bigot” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Bryan. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-five (25) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

In a recent (late June 2015), comedian Bryan Fischer of the Un-American Family Radio Comedy Show got all bent out of shape over the Supreme Court’s ruling in support of marriage equality. In order to further cement his status as one of America’s Premier Bigots, Homophobes and Lunatics, Bryan told his low I.Q. listeners:

  • “From a moral standpoint, 6/26 is new 9/11 because it was on this day that five justices of the United States Supreme Court became moral jihadists.”
  • “They became rainbow jihadists and they blasted the twin pillars of truth and righteousness into rubble.”
  • “And they did this by imposing sodomy-based marriage on the United States through an act of judicial tyranny.”

Bryan the Bigot (BB) continued his rant by saying:

  • “We the Bigots, I’m sorry I mean people have ceased to be our own rulers.”
    "We are now serfs on a plantation that's being run by cultural elites who wear black robes and use the gavels like the slaveholders of old used to use their whips, to beat us, as social conservatives, into abject submission.”

In a lame effort at levity, BB went on to say:

  • “Today, June 26, 2015, is a date which will live in infamy.”
  • “On this day, the United States became Sodom and Gomorrah.”

Only a Certified Moron and Lunatic would equate the Supreme Court’s ruling on marriage equality as being in league with (a) slavery and (b) the massacre on 9/11. In this instance, nobody is being enslaved and there isn’t going to be use of airplanes to take down any skyscrapers in the U.S. of A.

 

Bryan’s sole purpose for spewing forth his brand of hatred and bigotry is continue to financially enrich himself at the expense of the bigots and morons that tune in to listen to his crap.

 

One must seriously wonder why Bryan is so vociferous in spewing forth hatred towards members of the gay community. Maybe we need to ask Bryan the following question:

 

“What’s in your closet, Bryan?”

 

Congrats Bryan; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bigots”; you are far too humble.

  1. Bigot Award Winner = 3
  2. Bullshit Award Winner =3
  3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  4. Homophobe Award Winner = 4
  5. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
  6. Misogynist Award Winner = 1
  7. MoronAward Winner = 2
  8. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
  9. Screwball Award Winner = 3
  10. 2010 Consensus First Team All-American Homophobes – Top 10 Award Winners
  11. Today’s “Fleece-Flocker” Award Winner is the American Family Association
  12. Gay Activists Worship a Vile, Vindictive and Hostile God: Bigot Award 46
  13. Atheists should be banned from military service: Bullshit Award 62
  14. Gay folks should be prohibited from public service jobs – Homophobe Award 15
  15.  
  16. Selling Bacon Proves America is a Christian Nation: Screwball Award 60