Ontario Canada’s 2018 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 98.75%

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Ontario legal system, there are 53,732 attorneys practicing throughout the . For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the California State Bar Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against three-hundred-fourteen (314) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

• 35 = number of suspensions
• 8 = number of permissions to surrender license with discipline pending
• 13 = number of revocations
• 15 = number of reprimands
• 12 = number of interlocutory suspensions

This laughable finding by the California State Bar Court means that California has a 98.75% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.

This would mean that if all 314 attorneys attended a Minnesota Timberwolves basketball game at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum with a seating capacity of 95,607 it’d be nearly impossible to locate the 314 unethical attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.