Trump orders switch of annual Whitehouse Easter Egg Hunt to annual “Witch Hunt” An unreliable source who works for the Fox News Comedy Network has reported that Don
ald “Trumporleone” Trump is about issue an executive order that will do away with the Annual Whitehouse Easter Egg Hunt and replace it with the Annual “Witch Hunt.”
An assortment of Don Approved Witches will be hidden in various locations near the White House. Invitees to the Witch Hunt will be limited to members of the Tea Party, Celebrated Misogynists, Sexual Predators and Serial Liars such as:
Some of the approved witches who will be hidden in plain sight are as follows:
Upon being discovered the Witches will be immediately placed on a bus and transported to Salem, Massachusetts and brought before The Don who will act as judge and jury I immediately declaring them guilty of Witchcraft in their opposition to him and order appropriate punishment to be meted out to the miscreants on the spot.
Easter will never be the same! |