Florida AG Pam Bondi: Today’s “Liar” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Florida AG Pam Bondi

Today’s “Liar” Award Winner

Pam is yet another loser lawyer that learned early on after graduating from Stetson University law school in 1990 just how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. Therefore, she opted to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

It should be noted that Pam has had her significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past twenty-five years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Tampa area was about to offer her a good paying job.

Pam duped Florida voters into electing her as the Florida Attorney General in November 2010. Prior to that she spent 18 years as an assistant prosecuting attorney.

In March 2016, Pam donned a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads prior to announcing her support for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump for the GOP presidential nomination. In June she personally solicited a $25,000 political contribution from The Don while also deliberating whether Florida should join an ongoing investigation of alleged fraud at Trump University. (Paige Lavender, Huffington Post)

Shortly after she received The Don’s $25,000 check, Pan decided against suing The Don and Trump University on the hyperbolic (BS) ground that there wasn’t sufficient evidence to proceed.

Subsequently, Pam vehemently denied that she and/or the Attorney General’s office had ever investigated Trump University and/or The Don. In a lame effort at levity, Pam’s denial went like this:

• “I never, nor was my office, investigating him. Never.”
• “I would never lie.”
• “I would never take money.”
• “I’ve been obviously devastated over this.”

Since Pam is a lawyer it is difficult for anyone to believe she wasn’t lying since her lips were moving.

And lastly, Pam then attended the GOP convention in Cleveland, and after readjusting her Industrial Strength Knee Pads she went on stage, genuflected, and then went about cheerfully attacking Hillary Clinton by urging the crowd to repeat after, “Lock her up.”

It would appear that Pam’s appearance at the GOP convention and her willingness to kiss The Don’s ring was in truth her auditioning for a shot at becoming the next U.S. Attorney General or even the head of the FBI in the unlikely event that Don Trumporleone wins the Presidency.

Congrats Pam; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Liars”; you are far too humble.