Former Rep. Tom DeLay (R-TX): Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Former Rep. Tom DeLay (R-TX)

Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

During a recent (10/30/13) interview of Tommy by Rev. John Hagee, Tommy claimed that God had commissioned him to write a book and promised him that he’ll play a role in the coming spiritual revival.

Tommy recounted a recent experience he had in which he laughingly claims he spent four hours “on a conference call with the Lord” during which God told the Bullshitter that must write a book called “Shut it Down” about the need for Constitutional revival.

To suggest that God would actually spend even one minute conferring with an Ethical Dwarf like Tommy is pure fantasy. Of course Tommy the Bullshitter didn’t disclose the actual hour that the conference with the Lord started and when it ended.

In a lame attempt at levity, Rev. Hagee praised Tommy for his victory over the Devil by beating the corruption charges that ended his political career.

Tommy then said:

• “Jesus died for our freedom.”
• “God created this nation and God created the Constitution, it is written on biblical principles.”
  

Of course this is typical Tommy Bullshit because Jesus died several thousand years before we defeated the British.

It is difficult to imagine that anyone with an I.Q. approaching triple digit s would believe anything Tommy has to say about any subject matter.

Congrats Tommy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble