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Dick Cheney: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

 
Congratulations to….
 
Dick Cheney
Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner
 
 
It cannot be disputed by anyone with an I.Q. in excess of the legal speed limit in a school zone that Dick “Big Dick” Cheney is one of America’s Premier Bullshitters. Dick is also an acclaimed Screwball, Lunatic, Nutcase and Aspiring Standup Comedian.
 
During the recent laughable rants and threats coming out of North Korea and its immature and chubby Dictator, Kim Jung-Un, Dick thought it was time for him to speak out.
 
During a recent interview on CNN, Dick told Republicans they should be very way of recent threats from North Korea. “We’re in deep doo doo,” Dick warned top GOP lawmakers. Dick went on to laughingly express concern about the lack of intel on Kim Jung-Un, making him very unpredictable.
 
Dick the Bullshitter then went on to cite his experience with Saddam Hussein and added, “you never know what they’re thinking.” Here we have a Certified Lunatic and Liar speaking of Saddam Hussein. This is the same Dick that championed the lies that Saddam possessed WMD, was in cahoots with Al Qaeda, and possessed a nuclear weapon.
 
Of course Dick the Coward never, and I mean never wavered from sending someone else’s sons and daughters to die in foreign wars. During the Vietnam War, Scaredy-Cat Dick sought and obtained five (5) deferments so he wouldn’t have to risk his miserable life serving his country in Vietnam.
 
Does any reasonably intelligent person really give a damn what Big Dick thinks? I think its about time for someone to introduce Dick to an industrial strength muzzle.
 
Congrats Dick; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Most Disrespected “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.