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Tom Delay: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Tom Delay

Today’s “Bullshit”Award Winner 

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Tommy. In the past, he has been the recipient of seventeen (17) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

It should be noted that Tommy had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for twenty-six years (ca. 1979 to 2005).  Apparently, Tommy was unable to secure a job as a greeter at the local Walmart store.

 

During a recent (mid-December 2016) interview with the loony right-wing conspiracy website WorldNetDaily to promote his latest book “Revival!, Revolution!, Rebirth!” and heap praise upon God for giving them Donald “Trumporleone” Trump as their next president. (Kyle Mantyla)

 

Tommy went on to tell WorldNetDaily’s intellectually bereft followers:

  • “Now that Trump is elected, I’m very excited about it because I see now what God is doing.”
  • “First of all, he stopped the left in its tracks and he stopped Hillary Clinton and put a man in place that was a strong leader, which the country was begging for.”

Tommy went on to laughingly say:

  • “I think I see what God’s intentions were.” he continued.
  • “Here’s a man that basically is a clean slate and we, being Christian constitutionalist conservatives, have an opportunity to fill in that slate.”
  • “We, being strong Hypocrites, I’m sorry I mean Christian conservatives, are going to have an opportunity to really turn this country around in a bold way.”

To suggest that The Don is clean cut Christian is akin to claiming that David Duke is about to be nominated to become the next head of the NAACP.

 

And lastly, Tommy has a sordid history of engaging in unethical conduct, some of which led his fellow Republicans to for him to resign his position as House Majority Whip.

 

Congrats Tommy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.

  1. Bigot Award Winner = 2
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
  3. Chicken Little Award Winner = 1
  4. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  5. Jimmy Swaggart Award Winner = 1
  6. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
  7. Moron Award Winner = 2
  8. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
  9. Screwball Award Winner = 2
  10. Is it time to bring Jesus back into our political system? – Art. 88 Lunatic Awards
  11. Friends in FBI say they’re fixing to indict Hillary Clinton Tom Delay: Art. 58 Rodney Dangerfield Awards