► Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWine: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner Print

Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWine: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine

Today’s “Bullshit”Award Winner 

 

 

FYI: Mike has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for forty (40) years of the 43 years after he graduated from Ohio Northern University Law School in 1972. Apparently no self-respecting law firm in Ohio was about to offer this lifetime porker a good paying job.

 

It should be noted that Ohio Northern is ranked as the 149th best law school out of 200. Put simply, its dedicated to taking in losers that couldn’t get accepted at mainstream law schools such as Ohio State University, Univ. of Michigan or the Univ. of Illinois.

 

In December 2015, Mike falsely claimed that fetuses from Planned Parenthood were “steam-cooked and taken to a Kentucky landfill.” Of course the only folks covering Mike’s falsehood was the comedians at the Fox News Comedy Network.

 

Of course the comics at Fox did not subsequently report that Ohio’s over-burdened taxpayers would made to pay $45,447 in legal fees to Planned Parenthood while they successfully fought Mike’s misleading and false statements about its practices.

 

Obviously, if Fox really was a news agency, it would have reported on the $35,447 in fees paid to Planned Parenthood. This is just further evidence that Fox’s motto of “Fair & Balanced News” is pure bunk. In truth, the motto should rightfully be “Unfair News reported by Unbalanced reporters.”

 

Clearly, Mike the Deceiver isn’t about to tell his fellow morons in Ohio that they got hosed because of his false claims that in truth were defamatory in nature.

 

And lastly, Mike doesn’t really give a damn how much it costs Ohioans to defend and/or pursue his sham claims. After all, the money isn’t coming out of Mike’s pocket.

 

Congrats Mike; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.