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Dinosaurs were really 1,000-year-old Lizards
During a recent (late December 2015) airing of his daily comedy radio show, resident comedian Bryan Fischer put forth his loony theory that dinosaurs were nothing more than large lizards because they only lived for 1,000 years. (Kyle Mantyla)
Bryanwent on to tell his intellectually derelict followers that prior to Noah’s flood, the average human lived 912 years. He then said that there is no reason to doubt the Bible when it say that Methuselah lived for 969 years.
The comic went on to declare that if some salamanders can live for hundreds of years and grow to several feet in length, then logically before the biblical flood lizards could have lived for thousands of years and grown even larger. The comedian completed his comedy routine by saying:
It boggles the mind that a total A-hole like Bryan could actually make a very good living spewing forth the crap he does on a daily basis. Of course anyone with an I.Q. in triple digits isn’t about to listen to anything this moron has to say.
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