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American Family Assn: Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Amer. Family Association

Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to the Un-American Family Association. In the past, they been the recipient of two (2) Awards. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

The Un-American Family Association (UFA) recently (April 2015) called for divine intervention in regards to the upcoming case before the U.S. Supreme Court regarding same-sex marriage. UFA told its low I.Q. members that the court’s marriage equality ruling will be “the most important decision in the history of America.”

 

Apparently UFA and the bigots associated with it firmly believe that the Court’s decision in Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka that invalidated racial segregation in schools was of no consequence even though it specifically dealt with discrimination. UFA is now demanding that the Court allow it and those of its ilk the constitutional right to discriminate against members of the gay community.

 

UFA then provided its followers with a prayer guide, some of which goes like this:

  • “We know that Satan hates all that you are and stand for, and that the attack on marriage and the family comes ultimately from him.”
  • “We know he is a deceiver, a liar and the father of all lies, and we know that many in our culture have believed his lies about sexuality, including members of our Supreme Court.”
  • “We pray that your Spirit will reveal to each of these justices every lie they have believed, whether that lie comes from the world, their own flesh, or the devil himself.”

If the bigots at UFA had to put forth a truthful prayer it might go like this.

  • “Heavenly Father, we acknowledge that we are a bunch of bigoted homophobes.”
  • “We know that Satan loves all that we do and stand for.”
  • “We know that we are a bunch of unmitigated liars and defamers.”

The sole reason for the existence of UFA is to afford the members of its hierarchy to live high on the hog at the expense of the assorted bigots and homophobes that are duped into contributing to this loser organization.
 

Congrats to the Un-American Family Association; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.

  1. Fleece Flocker Award Winner = 1
  2. Its time for the Annual War on Christmas BS – Screwball Award No. 1