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2017 Oscar: Best Performance as an Attorney Pervert

 

The eventual winner and the four losing candidates for this Prestigious Award are listed below. Articles dealing with their perverted accomplishments can be found by visiting the “Attorney Pervert” catergory where you’ll find their names listed alphabetically.

 

As one would imagine, the actions taken by these celebrated perverts resulted in a very close and contentious race. As anticipated, all the candidates hardened their positions in presenting their cases and distinct attributes to the attention of the voters to take home this year’s Oscar.

 

And the 2017 Oscar goes to:

Attorney William Ezzell of Gainesville, Florida

 

And the 2017 four Losing Nominees are:

 

The four losing candidates set forth below deserve a round of applause for their achievements as some of America’s Finest Attorney Perverts. Unfortunately for these losers, they could not overcome the vote total amassed by the amazing and thoroughly disgusting conduct of attorney William Ezzell of Gainesville, Florida. Better luck next year Guys! 

  • Attorney Lawrence Baker of Rochester, New York pictures of genitals
  • Attorney Johnnie Caldwell Jr. of Thomaston, Georgia real scum
  • Attorney Michael Garofalo of Sparta, New Jersey
  • Attorney Richard Crane of Las Vegas, Nevada