► Consensus 1st Team All-American Homophobes – 2010 Print
Consensus 1st Team All-American Homophobes – 2010  
 
First and foremost, it should be noted that the task of winnowing down the list of deserving candidates was a monumental task. Put simply, so many diligent, moralizing, Homophobes running amuck and only five spots available.
  1. Dr. James Dobson – Focus on the Family (aka, Focus on the Wallet)
  2. Rev. Pat Robertson – Christian Broadcast Network (aka, Comedy Channel)
  3. Rev. John Hagee – Sr. Pastor; Cornerstone Church in the Castro District of San Francisco
  4. Rev. Bryan Fischer – Chief mouthpiece of AFA (Association of Freaking A-holes)  
  5. Randy Thomason – Founder of Save California from Bigots like Dobson and Hagee  
  6. Rev. Bradlee Dean – You can run but you can’t Hide Int’l Ministry
When time permits we will also be announcing the 2010 Homophobe winners in the following categories:
  • 2nd Team All-American Homophobes
  • Honorable mention Homophobes
  • Homophobic Rookie of the Year
  • Most Unimproved Homophobe
Please don’t take it personal if you feel you were discriminated against by not being named as a Consensus 1st Team All-American Homophobe for 2010.
 
Congratulations to all of the 2010 consensus winners! I’m sure y’all will be in the running to be repeat performers in 2011. Good luck fellers!