2015: Joseph Goebbels “Truth-Teller” Award Winner: Fox News 

FYI: Joseph Goebbels was the quintessential truth-teller during his tenure as the chief purveyor of propaganda for the Third Reich prior to and during World War II.

Because Joey was well-respected in the journalism arena for never skewing the facts; never being biased and more importantly always telling the truth, Fox News should be extremely proud to receive this distinguished honor.

Remember one thing folks, so-called unbiased journalistic dispensers of the truth like Walter Cronkite couldn’t hold a candle to the integrity and adherence to the truth as spewed forth on a daily basis by Fox and its band of so-called journalists.

Fox laughably refers to itself as a News agency, when in fact it is dedicated to dispensing half-truths that they laughingly support by employing so-called experts in various fields who are nothing more than a bunch of ideological losers and halfwits (my sincerest apologies to halfwits). 

Fox’s lineup of journalists includes a group of females, most of whom are bleached blonds who have towed the line by appearing in frontal views with their legs crossed and skirts pulled up to the mid-thigh area. In short, they are engaged in copycatting actress Sharon Tate (Basic Instincts) in order to arouse the prurient interests of their male viewers.

Fox’s slogam of “Fair and Balanced” should rightfully be changed to: “Unfair reporting by Unbalanced reporters”

Congrats Fox News: keep up the good work! We must let everyone know of your awesome record as America’s Premier dispenser of the truth for 2015.