► West Virginia’s 2018: Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Ratings = 99.6% Print
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West Virginias 2018: Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Ratings = 99.6%

 

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 94.5%. In the Delaware legal system, there are 4,849 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Delaware Court of the Judiciary handed out the following complimentary sanctions against seventeen (17) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

  • 1 = number of reprimands
  • 3 = number of suspensions
  • 13 = number of disbarment and/or annulments

This laughable finding by the West Virginia Supreme Court means that West Virginia has a 99.6% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.

 

This would mean that if all 4,849 attorneys attended a basketball game at the TD Arena on the campus of The College of Charleston in Charleston, West Virginia. with a seating capacity of 5,100, it’d be nearly impossible to locate the seventeen (17) unethical attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.

 

Gosh and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, you folks in West Virginia are quite fortunate to live in a state where almost 100% of your attorneys are Ethical and Intellectual Giants.

 

And lastly, everyone living in West Virginia have the members of the West Virginia Supreme Court to thank for taking affirmative and appropriate steps to protect you and yours from unethical and/or incompetent attorneys.