► 2011 Texas Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating |
2011 Texas Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating
The textbox at the end of this article sets forth the number of attorneys that were disciplined in Texas for 2011 and then provides the Ivory Soap Purity Rating.
The Texas State Bar would have us believe that out of a population of 78,884 lawyers they could only find 28 that deserved to be disbarred, which equates to one out of 2,817. Such a claim doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test.
Ivory soap claims to have a purity rating (ISP) of 99.44%. Therefore, it is plainly clear that attorneys in Texas have a higher purity rating than Ivory Soap. How cool is that?
If Cowboys Stadium in Arlington (capacity 80,000) was chock full of lawyers, and if 325 of them stood up at once, what’s the chances of anyone noticing them?
How lucky are the citizens of the Lone Star state to be blessed with attorneys that have an ISP (aka, honesty/integrity) rating higher than Ivory Soap?
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