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Ohio’s 2018 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 99.8%


Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Ohio legal system, there are 37,873 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Ohio Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against thirty-nine (39) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

  • 1 = amount of reprimands
  • 22 = amount of suspensions
  • 2 = amount of disbarments
  • 14 = amount of resignations with disciplinary action pending

This laughable finding by the Supreme Court means that Ohio has a 99.8% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.


This would mean that if all 37,873 attorneys attended a football game at Nippert Stadium on the campus of the University of Cincinnati with a seating capacity of 40,000, it’d be nearly impossible to locate the 68 unethical attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.