► New Hampshire’s 2018 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 99.8% Print
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New Hampshire’s 2018 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 99.8%

 

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the New Hampshire legal system, there are 3,523 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Professional Conduct Committee on Professional Standards handed out the following complimentary sanctions against fourteen (14) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

  • 3 = number of censures
  • 1 = number of suspensions
  • 6 = number of reprimands
  • 4 = number of disbarments

This laughable finding by the Professional Conduct Committee on Professional Standards means that New Hampshire has a 99.8% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.

 

This would mean that if all 14 attorneys attended a University of New Hampshire hockey game at the Whittemore Center with a seating capacity of 6,501 it’d be nearly impossible to locate the 14 unethical attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.