Attorney Alonzo Zahour of Bolingbrook, IL; moronic slacker

The state of Illinois presented Alonzo Houff Zahour with a law license in 1974 after he graduated from the University of Illinois Law School.

The Illinois Registration and Disciplinary Commission found Al guilty of the following misconduct.

• Failed to act with due diligence (slacker)
• Causing prejudice or damage to client during course of representation
• Failed to provide competent representation (moron)
• Engaged in conduct prejudicial to the administration of justice
• Failed to seek client’s lawful objectives through reasonable means
• Failed to keep client informed of status of legal matter
• Failed to take reasonable steps to expedite litigation

As a direct consequence of his misconduct, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Illinois Supreme Court punished Al by gifting him with a complimentary censure.

As we speak (June 2017), Al practices at 235 Remington Blvd in Bolingbrook, Illinois.