Arizona’s 2018 Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Rating = 99.6%

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Arizona legal system, there are 24,500 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Arizona Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against sixty-four (64) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

• 29 = number of reprimands
• 20 = number of suspensions
• 15 = number of disbarments

This laughable finding by the Supreme Court means that Ohio has a 99.6% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.

This would mean that if all 24,500 attorneys attended a Phoenix Sun basketball game at the Talking Stick Resort Arena with a seating capacity of 18,500, it’d be nearly impossible to locate the 64 unethical attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.