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Donald Trump issues impeachment witness list to Sen. Mitch McConnell

With impeachment a foregone conclusion in the House of Representatives, the only issue remaining when Articles of Impeachment are presented to the Senate by House Managers assigned to that task by the Speaker of the House Rep. Nancy Pelosi is what witnesses if any will be allowed to testify.

 

The Rules for the Senate impeachment trial will be controlled by Sen. Mitch “Moscow Mitch” McConnell who has already stated that he will follow the orders he receives from The Great Leader.

 

Several GOP Senators and their right-wing media lackeys have opined that they want Moscow Mitch to prevent any witnesses from testifying. This argument is not going to carry the day because The Great Leader is in the process of sending his list of witnesses to be called at the trial.

 

Moscow Mitch will have no ability to refuse to carry out the orders he receives on this matter from the Great Leader. With that said, the following is a list of “fact” and/or “character” witnesses that The Great Leader is going to order that Moscow Mitch call to testify at the Senate impeachment trial.

  • Sean Hannity: (fact and character witness)
  • Former U.S. Judge Thomas Porteous: convicted and impeached on charges of bribery and lying to Congress (fact and character witness)
  • Roseanne Barr: (character witness)
  • Rep. Alcee Hastings (FL): convicted and impeached by House and Senate for soliciting a bribe (fact and character witness)
  • Former Rep. Dennis Hastert (IL): guilty of illegal structuring bank transactions re: payment of $3.5 million to quash sexual misconduct with student when he was a high school teach and coach (fact and character witness)
  • Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh: (fact witness)
  • Former Rep. Rick Renzi (AZ): guilty of wire fraud, conspiracy, extortion, racketeering, money laundering and making false statements to insurance regulators (fact and character witness)
  • Scooter Libby: convicted of perjury and obstruction of justice in the Plame Affair (fact and character witness)

With this lineup of Ethical Giants who are eminently and highly qualified fact and character witnesses it is a forgone conclusion that The Great Leader will be acquitted by the Senate. In fact, the vote may well be unanimous for acquittal.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

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  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
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