Trump announces remake of “All in the Family”
Several unreliable and anonymous sources have reported that The Great Leader is negotiating with the Fox News Comedy Network to produce a remake of “All in the Family.” In doing so, The Great Leader has indicated that the following folks will be substituting for the original cast and/or guests that appeared on the show from 1971 thru 1976.
The new cast members and anticipated list of guests making appearances on the show are as follows.
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Donald Trump: Plays role of Archie Bunker (Carrol O’Connor)
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Kellyanne Conway: Plays role of Gloria Stivic (Sally Struthers)
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Melania Trump: Plays role of Edith Bunker (Jean Stapleton)
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Dr. Ben Carson: Plays role of Richard Lawson as angry black man
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Ivanka Trump: Plays role of Helen Page Camp as a Nun
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Jared Kushner: Plays role of Al Mancini as a pickpocket
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Tom Price former Secretary Health & Human Services: Plays role of Bill Pierson as a Wino
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VP Mike Pence: Plays role of Clyde Kusatsu as Rev. Chong
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Sean Spicer former White House Press Secretary: Plays role of Michael Stivic (Rob Reiner)
And lastly, The Great Leader has instructed his cast of fulltime bootlickers and sycophants that 98% of all advertising proceeds for the show shall be paid directly to the Donald, Donald Jr., and Eric Trump Criminal Defense Fund. The other 2% will be set aside for future bribes to silence women that The Great Leader has screwed or anticipates screwing prior to the November 2020 presidential election.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
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Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
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Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
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Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
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Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
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Dawg Laments: Art. 3 thru 50
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Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 286 thru 292
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Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 346
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Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
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Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
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Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
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Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 70 thru 78
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IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 55
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Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 112 Liar Awards
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Lunatic Awards: Art. 349 thru 372
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Misc. Awards: Art. 47 thru 88
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Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 43
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Moron Awards: Art. 256 thru 291
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Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 32
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Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
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Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 218 thru 262
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