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Sarah Palin: Today’s "Tina Fey" Award Winner

 
In keeping with her longtime yearning to become a standup comedian, Sarah made the following comedic comments on the May 6, Edition of Fox Business Network’s America’s Nightly Scoreboard in blaming President Obama for the spike in gas prices.
 
 “So, you have the rising cost of energy and you have the job situation, which is proving that his agenda towards some social engineering, some manipulation of the marketplace is not working.”
 
Among experts in the field of rising energy costs, Sarah stands alone as the only comedian that claims rising oil prices are Obama’s fault because of his manipulation of the market.
 
Of course the rising prices have absolutely nothing to do with the egregious speculation in oil futures that involve well-healed speculators, right Sarah?
 
Maybe if we tapped into the oily substance swishing between Sarah’s left and right ear we might be able to solve our energy problems, right?
 
Congrats Sarah; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as an aspiring standup comedian; you are far too humble.
 
The Dawg~
Folsom, California