Rev. John Hagee: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rev. John Hagee

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Johnny. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (03/05/14) rant on the Hagee Comedy Hotline, Johnny laughingly advised his viewers that the ongoing crisis in Ukraine is a forerunner to the invasion of Israel and will usher in the Last Days.

Johnny explained that the Gog and Magog prophesied in Ezekiel 38 are Russia and its leader which, along with Iran, German, Turkey, Libya, and various Arab nations, will lead a ground invasion of Israel “in the Last Days.”

The Comic then said:

• “What you are seeing happening on the television screen is the Russian bear coming back to life, wanting to be a global super power.”
• It’s going to take all of the nations it can with them and there will be, at some point in the future, a land invasion lead by the Russians.”
• “When that invasion takes place, God will destroy five out of every six invading soldiers by causing a massive earthquake as well as a deadly hail storm that will kill thousands of them, while even more will die when God confuses the various armies and causes them to kill one another with friendly fire.”

If in fact Johnny the Comic’s statements about the “Last Days” were true, then why does he continue to fleece his flock by requesting donations on his “John Hagee Ministries” website?

Congrats Johnny; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

1. Elmer Gantry Award Winner = 1 – Misc. Awards
2. Flock-Fleecer Award Winner = 1
3. Consensus 1^st Team All-American Homophobe – 2010