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Sen. Lindsey Graham: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Sen. Lindsey Graham

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, she has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories, which are posted at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

Lindsey learned how to spew forth half-truths and/or hyperbolic (BS) statements while attending the University of South Carolina Law School.

 

After receiving his law license in 1981, Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough. For 27 of the last 33 years, Lindsey was a government employee. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in South Carolina was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job since 1981.

 

Lindsey is one of the zealots in Congress that repeatedly attack Obama and/or Hillary Clinton over the terrorist attack against the embassy in Benghazi. Lindsey and those of his ilk refer to the attack as “Benghazigate.”

 

During a recent (03/04/14) interview on CNN’s State of the Union, Lindsey laughingly claimed that the Russian invasion into Ukraine had its roots in Benghazi.

 

The Comic went on to say:

  • “Stop going on television and trying to threaten thugs and dictators, it’s not your strong suit.”
  • “Every time the president goes on national television and threatens Putin or anyone like Putin, everybody’s eyes roll, including mine.”
  • “We have a weak and indecisive president that invites aggression.”

The comic invoked his Fifth Amendment Right to Remain Silent when President Bush did nothing after Putin invaded Georgia and annexed portions of that country.

 

In fact, if Lindsey actually cared about telling the truth, he would have blamed George Bush’s inaction as the cause of Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

 

And lastly, nobody with an I.Q. approaching triple digits gives a damn about Benghazi. It ‘s clear that Lindsey’s asinine comments were nothing more than a naked attempt to toss a little red meat to the low level intellects that actually care what he says.

 

Congrats Lindsey; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

  1. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
  2. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  3. Moron Award Winner = 1