► Rep. Bill Wright of Utah: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner Print

Rep. Bill Wright of Utah: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 
Congratulations to….
 
Utah Rep. Bill Wright
Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner
 
Bill Wright has been providing useless services to the residents of the Holden, Utah area since he duped them into voting for him in 1989. Holden is about 90 miles south of Provo. Bill is a 65 year old dairy farmer and the father of 10 children.
 
Recently, Billy sponsored legislation that would outlaw sex education classes in Utah schools. The legislation would not allow teachers to inform students about contraceptives, “the intracacies of intercouse,” homosexuality, or sexual activity outside of marriage.
 
The bill mandates that teachers inform students that, “abstinence from all sexual activity before marriage and fidelity after marriage as the only sure methods for preventing certain communicable diseases.” Hmmm, whats the chances that Newt Gingrich contracted a communicable disease?
 
Bill the Comedian would allow teachers to provide instruction on male and female physiciogy and anatomy. Goshes and Gollies, isn’t that delightful?
 
Bill goes the extra mile by proposing that schools could opt to not teach anything about sex at all. Lets hear it for bill the Comic!
 
Here’s a comedian who has fathered at least 10 children that he admits to, attempting to foist his so-called morals on everyone else in Utah. Clearly, Billy should have no difficulty in landing a full time job at the Wiseguys Comedy Club located in downtown Salt Lake City.
 
Congrats Billy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as an aspiring standup comedian; you are far too humble.
 
The Dawg~
Folsom, California