► Rep. Devin Nunes: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner Print

Rep. Devin Nunes: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Devin. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments. Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

Devin is the Number One Trump-Ass-Kisser and Sycophant in the United States Congress. He has spent so much time on his knees genuflecting to The Great Leader that it is likely that he’ll require dual knee-replacement surgery before he is voted out of office.

 

To add to his curriculum vitae [means resume Clyde], Devin decided to file a laughable (sham) defamation lawsuit in March 2019 against Twitter and political consultant Liz Mair. In his frivolous lawsuit, Devin makes the following idiotic defamation claims.

  • Twitter played key role in slowing his 2018 election margin in comparison to prior electoral victories
  • Allowed “fake accounts” to slander him
  • One Twitter account was named “Devin Nunes’ Mom”
  • Another Twitter account was titled “Devin Nunes’ Cow”

The comedic lawsuit went on to claim that Twitter “Mom” and “Cow” accounts did the following:

  • “Engaged in a vicious defamation campaign against Nunes that lasted over a year.”
  • “Relentlessly smeared and defamed” him by “filming stunts” at his D.C. office, and accusing him of “multiple crimes.”
  • “Filed fraudulent ethics complaints.”

 

Devin’s laughable lawsuit reminds me of the defamation suit that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump filed against Bill Maher got joking that The Great Leader was the love child of a human woman and an orangutan from the Brooklyn zoo. In telling the joke, Maher said:

  • “Look, I’m not saying your mother was repeatedly ****ing an orangutan back in the 1940’s, I don’t know if that’s true I hope it’s not true.”
  • “But given your face, your physique and your intelligence level and of course your hair, the American people deserve some real proof that your mother did not spend most nights in 1945 covering her body in banana oil sneaking into the monkey cage and compulsively humping an orange orangutan.”

Subsequently, The Great Leader was forced to drop his sham lawsuit against Maher. I’m confident the same thing is going to happen to Devin.

 

In fact, the best defense to Devin’s sham lawsuit is the fact that he’s provably: DEFAMATION PROOF.

  1. Rep. Devin Nunes: Today’s “Gen. Michael Flynn Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 209 Ass-Kisser Awards
  2. Fresno Bee declares Rep. Devin Nunes to be a stooge for Trump: Art. 210 Ass-Kisser Awards
  3. Rep. Devin Nunes: Today’s “Lyin Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 211 Ass-Kisser Awards
  4. Duty to Tell Trump about Surveillance claims sez Rep. Devin Nunes: Art. 212 Ass-Kisser Awards
  5. Trump sez White House-Russia controversy “fake news, total scam”: Art. 426: Bullshit Awards
  6. Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA): Today’s “Whiny Crybaby” Award Winner: Art. 34 Misc. Awards
  7. Donald Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner: Art. 220 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
  8. Trump orders motto on Dollar changed to “In Trump we Trust": Art. 25 Dawg Laments
  9. Trump claims evidence of ongoing Special Counsel’s Witch Hunt: Art. 30 Dawg Laments