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Sean Hannity: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-six (3) Awards in various categories, the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces and of one (2) lament. Those awards, opinion pieces and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (ca. August 2018) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show that airs on the Fox Comedy Network, Sean decided to once again prove that he is an Aspiring Standup Comedian in addition to being a Serial Trump Ass-Kisser and Sycophant.

 

In this instance, Sean decided to engage in the following comedic skit by celebrating The Great Leader’s attack on CNN’s Jim Acosta. Towards that end, Sean told his intellectually feeble followers:

  • “I'm going to actually give your network [CNN] some advice, if you have an open mind and an open heart, maybe a little humility.”
  • “The people of this country, they're screaming at you for a reason.”
  • “They don't like your unfair, abusively biased treatment of the president of the United States.”
  • “Now, if you want to earn the respect of all Americans, not the coastal elites of California, LA, San Francisco, D.C., and New York, maybe try reporting the entire story.”

If Sean was really interested in the truth which he clearly doesn’t, he would have said:

  • “I'm going to actually give your network [FOX] some advice, if you have an open mind and an open heart, maybe a little humility.”
  • “The people of this country, they're screaming at you for a reason.”
  • “They don't like your one-sided, sickening biased treatment of the president of the United States.”
  • “Now, if you want to earn the respect of all Americans, not the Low I.Q. morons in Alabama, West Virginia and Kentucky, coastal elites of California, LA, San maybe try reporting the truth once in a while.”

The title of a prior article seems even more apropos given Sean’s current comedy skit, which is: “Fox News is to “real” news what Blowup Dolls are to “real” Sex.” 

  1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 11
  2. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
  3. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
  4. Liar Award Winner = 1
  5. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
  6. MoronAward Winner = 3
  7. Screwy Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
  8. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 1
  9. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
  10. NRA Ass-Kisser Award: Art. No. 116 Ass-Kisser Awards
  11. Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 123 Ass-Kisser Awards
  12. Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 124 Ass-Kisser Awards
  13. Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 125 Ass-Kisser Awards
  14. Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 126 Ass-Kisser Awards
  15. Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 127 Ass-Kisser Awards
  16. Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 128 Ass-Kisser Awards
  17. Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 165 Bullshit Awards
  18. Rev. Sean Hannity sez Waterboarding was legal: Art. 167 Bullshit Awards
  19. Sen. Sessions’civil rights record second to none: sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art 168 Bullshit Awards
  20. Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 169 Bullshit Awards
  21. Election rigged against Trump, so sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art. 171 Bullshit Awards
  22. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.182 – Dawg Opinions
  23. Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.183 – Dawg Opinions
  24. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.184 – Dawg Opinions
  25. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.185 – Dawg Opinions
  26. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.186– Dawg Opinions
  27. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.187 – Dawg Opinions
  28. Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.188 – Dawg Opinions