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Newt Gingrich: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner  Congratulations to….
Newt Gingrich
Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner
In the last week or so, Newt has come under heavy criticism for receiving millions of dollars for what his detractors regard as “lobbying” fees.
Newt has adamantly denied that he was ever a lobbyist. In a lame attempt at levity, Newt had the chutzpah to say he was a visionary, who traffics in bullshit, I’m sorry I mean ideas.
In essence, Newtie said he ain’t’ no influence peddler! Yeah, and neither was Jack Abramoff!
For Newtie to really think that we’re gonna buy this crap, he must actually believe that most of us just had our umbilical chords detached.
If any of y’all are buying Newt’s laughable denials, then you’d likely believe that President Bill Clinton nominated the late Jeffrey Dahmer to be the official caterer for the Whitehouse.
Congrats Newt; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as an aspiring Standup Comedian; you are far too humble.
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