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Forces of Hell oppose Trump because he stands for righteousness

 

During a recent (late December v2016) airing of his daily comedy show, convicted shyster and Televangelist Jim “The Felon” Bakker laughingly claimed that God called on him to help get Donald Trump elected president because Trump “stands for Bible reading” in public schools and says the words “Merry Christmas.” (Brian Tashman)

 

It should be remembered that Jimmy is the former operator along with his deceased wife Tammy of the “Praise the Lord” (PTL) TV show. Subsequently, Jimmy was convicted of fraud when he was caught over-selling $1,000 lifetime memberships that entitled suckers to a three-night stay annually at a luxury hotel at Heritage USA in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

 

In this matter, Jimmy told his intellectually destitute followers:

  • “All hell is against this presidency because Trump stands for righteousness.”
  • “Christianity cramps the style of this generation,” he added.
  • “This generation wants to sin, mock God, kill babies, a million of them a year, and just do anything we want.”
  • “They’ve decided to change marriage, the whole definition of marriage.”
  • “I’ve got news for you: It still takes a man and a woman to make a baby.”

To further impress Donald “Trumporleone” Trump of his skill at lying, Jimmy said:

  • The United Kingdom has legalized “three-person marriage” and “so they’re going to take parts, stuff from three people; so three people now can get married, pretty soon you’ll be able to marry Trump, I’m sorry a baboon.”

Only a dirty no good lying sombitch like Jimmy would claim that The Don was a “righteous” person. FYI: to be righteous is to be virtuous, ethical, faithful, pure, honorable, moral and trustworthy.

 

Moreover, Jimmy the Felon devotees (means followers Jethro) are made up of folks who possess an I.Q. just a tad higher than the legal speed limit for semi-trucks on U.S. 50 in California.

 

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