► Rep. Ted Yoho (R-FL): Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner Print

Rep. Ted Yoho (R-FL): Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

 
Congratulations to….
 
Rep. Ted Yoho (R-FL)
Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
 
 
This isn’t the first and certainly will not be the last Award presented to Teddy. In fact, in the past, he has been the recipient of (1) Lunatic Award, which can viewed under the “Lunatic” Award category.
 
In an ongoing effort to cement his status as one of America’s Premier Screwballs, Teddy decided to spew forth his usual bullshit regarding the upcoming increase in the nation’s debt ceiling.
 
Screwy Ted declared that the nation’s credit rating would actually be better if the United States defaulted on its debt. Teddy made this idiotic comment while speaking before like minded morons at a town hall meeting in Orange Park, Florida.
 
According to Screwy Ted, once you default on your home mortgage, car loan, student loan, and your Visa account, you’re credit rating (score) will skyrocket to at least 845 rather than plummet to a low of 600.
 
Hopefully, Teddy will go on a tour throughout the country to inform those drowning in debt to just go ahead and screw your creditors because it’ll end up benefiting you in the eyes of lending institutions.
 
Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Premier “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.