► Ted Nugent: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner Print
 Ted Nugent: Today’s  “Screwball” Award Winner
 
Congratulations to….
 
Ted Nugent
Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner
 
  
Ted is a well-known and disrespected Screwball who is employed as an official Ass-kisser for the NRA (Nat’l Rifle Assn).
 
During a recent interview with the Washington Post’s Sunday magazine, Teddy detailed how he had befriended Texas. Gov. Rick Perry, a fellow Screwball while at the same time offering a policy solution to the state’s feral hog (wild pig) problem.
 
Teddy said it was his suggestion to Ricky that led to a law allowing private hunters to shoot hogs from helicopters. Screwy Teddy went on to say,
  • “Lots of places have a Screwball problem, I’m sorry, I mean a hog problem.”
  • “In Texas, the hogs have a Ted problem.”
Teddy cheerfully described the joy of shooting from an open copter with an M4 machine gun. Teddy then said, “And four hours later I had 450 dead hogs.” The Screwball went on to say,
  • “And now if they would just take me to South Central….”
Of course South Central Los Angeles is a predominantly African-American neighborhood. .As a well-respected Bigot among his fans, Teddy thought it would be appropriate to gun down hundreds of black folks with a machine gun from a helicopter.
 
Maybe Gov. Perry would consider passing a law to allow hunting for Lunatics, Morons and Screwballs like Teddy from a helicopter. Teddy wouldn’t have anything to fear because he’d qualify for protection under the “Endangered Species Act.”
 
Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s Least Admired “Screwballs”; you are far too humble.